so this guy called FOUR times and one of them i picked up the phone and he was like “ughhh i’m a friend of your mother but don’t tell her i called” and then he hanged up??? and he kept calling every 30 minutes and the last time I picked it up I heard him breath on the phone and he hanged up again???

I’m so fucking fed up today that I called him back and told him I don’t think that’s the proper way to behave or calling to anyone’s home and that I’ll tell my mother what I please and that he should stop calling. AND I BARELY STUTTERED AND I’M PROUD OF MYSELF.

BUT MOTHER WHY THE FUCK CAN’T YOU HAVE A NORMAL BOYFRIEND YOU KEEP ATTRACTING PSYCHOS AND ASSHOLES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU HAVE NO RADAR. 

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon staring at you intensely while you sleep

shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

BOUNCE RATE DROPS EVERY DAY

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9gag:

I might look calm
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9gag:

I might look calm

taokan:

Reblog if one or more Dragon Age characters have made your heart seize up in your chest at the thought of their being made unhappy.

my brother is getting paranoid because he doesn’t know if he ships Hades and Athena or they’re father and daughter or both. and I’m just sitting here messing with his head. 

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

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things i need like air: 

  • luke pasqualino as fitz
  • harry lloyd as howl
  • also sophie turner as sophie hatter
  • richard armitage as hades

you don’t understand how much i need Luke Pasqualino to play Fitz in an hypothetical Farseer show/movie/thing 

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